Well howdy....

Just in case you're not from the fair shores of England, probably best I explain why the name 'Ooh, I could crush a grape'. Originally one of many catchphrases of children's TV presenter Stu Francis, it was used by him to communicate either excitement or anger. And that's exactly what I'll be using this blog for... If I like it, it'll go here. If I hate it, it'll go here. Knowing my disposition, expect plenty of hate and very little else